Fine.
Were people nice?
No.
Did you make any friends?
Yes
I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
It was my mom's in the '80s.
Vintage, so adorable.
Thanks.
[after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
It was my mom's in the '80s.
Vintage, so adorable.
Thanks.
[after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant . . . and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.
Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
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