LALLLLLLWWWWLLLL

Once upon a time in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened to come across a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped onto the princess’ lap
and said: “Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss
from you however, and i will turn back into the dapper
young prince that i am and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel gratefuland happy doing so. “

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
“I don’t f*cken think so”…


FOUND THIS ON MODREN DAY DREAMER. AHA SO FUNNY.