yeah i have a crush . . .

so let’s say that “theoretically,” i really like you,
and “theoretically,” even though it sounds moronically
cliché and overused, you give me butterflies. and, just
for kicks, let’s add that—all in theory of course— you may
be one of the most wonderful people i have ever met. and
hypothetically, my heart beats ten times faster when i see
you. do you think that you would supposedly (and in the
most theoretical sense) feel the same way?

(i found this quote pretty accurate)